Jul 6, 2015

Alderson Attends Swap Meet, finally completes trade

Bowing to pressure from all directions, Sandy Alderson today finally completed a trade of contract year player Daniel Murphy, trading him at the Local Swap Meet for a single bag of balls. Critics of Murphy during his slumps have oft suggested this exact trade occur, but did not realize Alderson would take them so literally.

Murphy did not last long at the swap meet, however, as he was soon traded to the Marlins at the behest of owner Jeffrey Loria with the depicted dirtbike in return for the motorized flamingo portion of the Marlins homerun sculpture.

Photo Credits:  Englishtown Swapmeet Youtube 2013;  Next Impulse Sports, Easton and Valley News

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