Jul 5, 2015

Terry Collins climbs telephone pole, calls New York media, advising them Mets won today's game.

Channeling his inner Oliver Wendell Douglas, Terry Collins climbs nearest telephone pole and calls local sports media to advise them of Mets victory. Amidst his enthusiasm, Collins requested they advise all town criers to spread the news as well. Afterward, Terry telegraphed the Times to advise them that after a 4 hit day, logic dictates benching Wilmer Flores.

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